I get to work really early in the mornings...like 5:30 early and I see people out walking or jogging getting their exercise. I usually see this old couple, probably in their late 70's or 80's about the time that I'm ready for my first smoke break. So I'm outside my front door smoking and I see them walking up the alley and I wave and say hi and the couple wave back. Then the old man reaches down and grabs his wife on the ass...not just a little pat on the butt, but he really goosed her good. That old woman probably hadn't been grabbed like that in years...but she still swatted his hand away. The moral of the story...well, there is no moral...but there is a funny picture of Lionel Messi with his hand on some referee's keister.
In case you haven't been paying attention, Manchester United are to face Barcelona in the Champions League Final at Wembley, in a rematch of the 2009 game. We'll be trading questions with our opposite number over at Barca Blaugranes ahead of our match in less than a fortnight...and as tradition around these parts, I'm looking for a little help with the questioning. Leave your questions below and I'll (try) and make sure that they answer them and we'll have the answers a couple days before the big match.
BUMP: Last chance to get your questions in before I send them off....