HIGHLIGHTS | Newcastle United 3-0 Manchester United

Are you a glutton for punishment? If so, you're in luck! You can relive the misery of Manchester United's 3-0 defeat by Newcastle United in the highlight clips below. There were actually some pretty sweet goals -- well, the first two anyway -- if you can stomach the fact that it came against the club you likely support (If you found this site, this is what I presume). The Magpies scored the opening goal in the first half when Tim Krul sent a long free-kick that Shola Ameobi flicked on for a tremendous Demba Ba finish -- although, it wasn't exactly splendid defending by Phil Jones nor Rio Ferdinand. Just a few minutes into the second half, Johan Cabaye put his side further ahead when he superbly curled home a free-kick from about 30 yards out. Just so we all could be kicked in the gut while we're already down, Jones was kind enough to lessen the workload for Newcastle's attackers by heading in a goal into his own goal for them. :(

For United States' viewers, the video after the jump (from the same host) might provide more clarity:

<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/video?vid=850a4dcc-bb4f-4056-a666-340db80bcf39" mce_href="http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/video?vid=850a4dcc-bb4f-4056-a666-340db80bcf39" target="_new" title="">PL Highlights: Newcastle/Man Utd</a>