Coleen Rooney celebrates her birthday with... a camel
For my last birthday, my friends were kind enough to buy me dinner and drinks. I was quite content and thankful, despite the horrendous hangover I had the next morning. You know what I didn't get?... a camel. Whatever, I didn't want a camel anyway. A giraffe would have been fun though. Have you ever seen a giraffe run and change directions? If there's a creator, it's proof that he/she/it enjoys having a laugh. If I were a WAG, I'd ask for a giraffe.

